The Coach’s Christmas Miracle

By: Taylor Treese

Date: Dec 24, 2025

The Coach's Christmas Miracle

’Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, Not a business coach was stirring, not even a cordless mouse. Spreadsheets danced all through the coach’s mind; In search of the profit, he had yet to find.

The clients were sleeping, dreaming of scale, While the coach sat pondering a big marketing fail. “I need a big win! A grand, massive leap!” He muttered quite softly, then fell fast asleep.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, He flew to the window to settle the matter.

The glow of a screen lit the room like a star, Revealing the profits he'd chased from afar.

No reindeer or sleigh, but a sight even better, A Profit X-Ray, the ultimate goal-setter!!

“Trust in the math,” the platform then said, “A new path to profit is lying ahead.”

“Don't look for one leap of a hundred percent, That’s how your time and your energy’s spent.

Look for the Leads, the Conversions, and Price, Improve them by one, and the growth will be nice!”

“Now Closing! Now Costs! The strategy’s clear!

Retention! Frequency! There’s nothing to fear!

To the top of the P&L! Let the math take the lead,

The Aggregation of Gains is the only tool that you need!”

The coach grabbed his mouse with a newfound delight,

The ROI was clear, and his future was bright.

He shouted out loud as he turned off the light,

“Happy 1% to all, and to all a good night!”